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Author Topic: Joey makes a hotdog  (Read 3083 times)

SuePhilly

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Joey makes a hotdog
« on: January 06, 2012, 12:29:07 PM »
In the food glorious food thread I mentioned that my boyfriend, Joey, is a wonderful cook and prides himself on the presentation of his dishes.  One Memorial Day early in our relationship he had a hankering for a hot dog.  The photo below is what he made.  I became hysterical when I saw it.  He did not see the humor.
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Re: Joey makes a hotdog
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2012, 12:44:51 PM »
So funny! I'd not have believed it if you hadn't posted a photo.  :lol: :lol:
What a sweetie he is!
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Re: Joey makes a hotdog
« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2012, 04:05:32 PM »
SuePhilly: Joey is very creative!  :grin:

Actually, it looks like it would taste really good. Are those capers forming the "eyes"?
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SuePhilly

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Re: Joey makes a hotdog
« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2012, 04:41:03 PM »
SuePhilly: Joey is very creative!  :grin:

Actually, it looks like it would taste really good. Are those capers forming the "eyes"?

Yes, those are capers.
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Re: Joey makes a hotdog
« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2012, 04:52:37 PM »
I'm not the only one who sees this as being very suggestive am I?  :o  It took me a couple of looks because at first I was appreciating the art and the textures. Then I looked at the entirety and saw something else. (But I'm slow that way.)

Cleverly done and very creative. I think it's great when a man enjoys cooking and presentation.
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SuePhilly

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Re: Joey makes a hotdog
« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2012, 06:21:05 PM »
I'm not the only one who sees this as being very suggestive am I?  :o  It took me a couple of looks because at first I was appreciating the art and the textures. Then I looked at the entirety and saw something else. (But I'm slow that way.)

Cleverly done and very creative. I think it's great when a man enjoys cooking and presentation.

That's why I thought it was hysterical.
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Styyna

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Re: Joey makes a hotdog
« Reply #6 on: January 06, 2012, 06:28:42 PM »
:rofl:  Like I said, I'm slow about things of this nature. Very funny!
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Re: Joey makes a hotdog
« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2012, 06:39:49 PM »
I'm not the only one who sees this as being very suggestive am I?  :o  It took me a couple of looks because at first I was appreciating the art and the textures. Then I looked at the entirety and saw something else. (But I'm slow that way.)

Cleverly done and very creative. I think it's great when a man enjoys cooking and presentation.

Styyna, you're not the only one  :evil: ! I was just too shy to admit it.  :blush:
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Re: Joey makes a hotdog
« Reply #8 on: January 07, 2012, 12:19:37 AM »
Okay, I am slow. I'm laughing because it looks funny but don't know why.  Someone PM me!  :rollseyes:
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Re: Joey makes a hotdog
« Reply #9 on: January 07, 2012, 12:32:47 AM »
Okay. Some kind soul splained it to me  :lol:

And I do love hotdogs.  Specially grilled.
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Re: Joey makes a hotdog
« Reply #10 on: January 07, 2012, 12:41:38 AM »
Did Joey really not know what his creation resembled when he made it?
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Re: Joey makes a hotdog
« Reply #11 on: January 07, 2012, 12:52:05 AM »
I was wondering the same thing. If not, surely his subconscious must have been at work. :)
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Re: Joey makes a hotdog
« Reply #12 on: January 07, 2012, 02:34:26 AM »
What a sweet and tasteful tasty way of saying "I find you very attractive, SuePhilly"  :D
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Re: Joey makes a hotdog
« Reply #13 on: January 07, 2012, 03:47:38 AM »
I still don't quite see it...  :-[ but I am sure it tasted very nice.

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Re: Joey makes a hotdog
« Reply #14 on: January 07, 2012, 08:13:21 AM »
Did Joey really not know what his creation resembled when he made it?

He really really didn't.  Really.

And when I tease him about it he brushes it off.

And THAT'S really funny too.
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